To the editor,
My goodness, Martha, we sure have lots of sunshine down here in Florida... and they say we pay for it! Must be why our electrical bills are through the roof.
Speaking of roof, I think it would be a great idea to mount some solar panels. We could use that to create energy at little to no expense, keep the sun from breaking our roof down, lessen our impact on the ecosystem, cut back on needless coal and reduce our carbon footprint!
Gee, honey, that's an excellent idea and a common sense approach, but look who we have as Governor. 'Nuff said?