Diamonds and More Roses This Valentine's Day
For Marjorie
Diamonds and more roses this Valentine's Day -
Plus a few hugs and kisses to ensure
Our love's come back like our 401K.
Now that the Dow's has ended its holiday,
We can protect our love from foreclosure
With diamonds and roses this Valentine's Day.
No need now to forego that Getaway,
Staycations at home we'll no longer endure
As our love keeps up with our 401K.
Obama's raised the limits on what rich people pay,
More of us in the middle can now be sure
Of diamonds and roses on Valentine's Day.
Just one more stimulus without delay
Would keep our love booming, vibrant and pure,
Our economy healthy like our 401K.
But should recession return to the USA,
We'll still have each other - we'll never be poor:
Instead of diamonds and roses on that Valentine's Day,
Four hundred and one kisses -our new 401K!